nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

(Source: visually-enjoyable, via theimpalaslovechild)

shutupmerlin:

I saw someone fly backwards off a treadmill today and I was laughing so hard I fell off the crosstrainer which made the girl next to me laugh so hard that she slipped off hers and it was 7:30 in the morning and there were just 3 of us sitting on the floor of the gym crying with laughter and in varying degrees of pain 

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If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you.

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if you cum and she doesn’t, you just fucked up.

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hyperlink37:

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

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purpleyoshi:

I need to watch this show

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rocknrave221:

nancydrevv:

i thought these things only happened on tumblr

LOL

rocknrave221:

nancydrevv:

i thought these things only happened on tumblr

LOL

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misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

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madejyathink:

You can like wearing sundresses and lace and still be nonbinary.

You can like wearing pantsuits with ties and still be a woman.

You can like wearing floral patterns and still be a man.

Gender identity is valid. Gender expression is subjective. Gender norms are bullshit.

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parkermurdock:

i just tried to make a sandwich and i got the bread out first but i didn’t have any peanut butter?? but i already slapped my grabby feelers all over the bread so now i’m eating a sandwich with just sad 

1: Do you have a crush at the moment?
2: Have you ever been deeply in love?
3: Longest relationship you've ever been in?
4: Have you ever changed for someone?
5: How is your relationship with your ex?
6: Have you ever been cheated on?
7: Have you ever cheated?
8: Would you date someone who's well known for cheating?
9: What's the most important part of a relationship?
10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?
12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
13: What's one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?
14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
15: Do you believe in the phrase "age is just a number"?
16: Do you believe in "love at first sight"?
17: Do you believe it's possible to fall in love on the internet?
18: What do you consider a deal breaker?
19: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?
20: Are you currently in a relationship?
21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
22: Do you think people should date their friends?
23: How many relationships have you had?
24: Do you think love can last forever?
25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?
27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?
29: What do you notice first about another person?
30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?
31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?
32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?
33: Do you want to get married one day?
34: What do you think about getting your partner's name tattooed?
35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?
36: Are you still a virgin?
37: What's more important: Looks or personality?
38: Do you enjoy love films?
39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?
40: Have you ever had a valentine?
41: What's your imagination of a "perfect date"?
42: Have you ever read "Romeo & Juliet"?
43: What's more important: Your partner or your friends?
44: Would you consider yourself "romantic"?
45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?
46: Have you ever been "friendzoned"?
47: Which "famous couple" is your favorite?
48: What's your favorite love song?
49: Have you ever broken someone's heart?
50: If you're single, why do you think you are?
51: Would you rather date someone who's rich but a douchebag or someone who's poor but a nice guy?
52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?
53: Are you jealous of couples when you're single?
54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?
55: Would you consider yourself "clingy", "overly attached" or "jealous"?
56: Have you ever "destroyed" a relationship?
57: Do you think it's silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?
58: Are you the "dominant" or the "submissive" part in a relationship?
59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner's birthday or your anniversary?
60: What's your opinion on open relationships?
61: Who's more important: Your partner or your family?
62: How do you define "cheating"?
63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?
64: Do you think Valentine's Day is overrated?
65: Would you consider yourself a "cuddler"?

hotboyproblems:

my friend adopted a dog called Deeper and every time someone says “COME DEEPER!!” i lose my shit

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reblog if you want to be spammed with anonymous asks

spikelyndraf:

DO IT! Like a whole bunch

(Source: inlovewbooty, via whispermeasoftlullaby)