A good goal should scare you a little and excite you a lot.

Chris Soriano (via w-ildfires)

(via vodkacupcakes)

kennakittymeow:

defekait:

If we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner.

100% accurate. Every time. Or give you a boner.

(via sexuallthrill)

mostlycatsmostly:

Baby Caracal (via Nabeel Mustafa)

Never curse a fall. The ground is where humility lives.

Yasmin Mogahed (via observando)

nymphdomi:

andy065:

Fuck your house.

OMG I’m dying

(Source: poyzn, via beardgame)

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

(Source: radsturbate, via mommyofkey)

mommyofkey:

survivingzack:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

this took a far better turn then i expected

why the fuck would you wear a bra to bed hahah

mommyofkey:

survivingzack:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

this took a far better turn then i expected

why the fuck would you wear a bra to bed hahah

chrissymodi-frost:

notwosnowflakesarealike:

johamesthenifty:

The rental house had a small door in one of the closets
Led to the inner linings of the house
I’ve seen enough movies to know what not to do

I’ve seen Coraline enough times to know not to fuck with that.

TRUTH^

(via mommyofkey)

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via mommyofkey)

sazquatch:

The huge amount of pressure on young girls to let their boyfriends get away with everything and not to stand up for themselves, lest they stop being a ‘chill girlfriend’ and instead become a horrible, controlling harpy is such bullshit.

Stop teaching young girls that demanding to be treated with respect and courtesy makes them shrill, over-emotional, or unworthy of listening to.

(via mommyofkey)

deodrant:

you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked

(via jellibabe)

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

(via gnarly)

Highest Paying Jobs That Do Not Require a College Degree

molkangmolkangmohn:

ridinghi:

insertyourcoinssswilson:

crazyaperturelabrat:

the-hunters-batcave:

reluctant2grow:

xemackx:

Give me one of those jobs

too bad i dont have the skills to do any of these. ill probably just die.

I used to work in the oilfield as a frac line inspector and was staying solid at $18/hour plus overtime at 72 hours per week and per diem for long distance jobs. Also had a company truck and fuel card.

I gave it all up to come help take care of my dad and now I’m a radio DJ (what I’ve always wanted to be) working for minimum wage.

I don’t know where you guys are living, but teacher’s here make around 30k :/

I stay at home and sleep.

HAHAHHAHA I STAY AT HOME AND SLEEP.

(via haileybookky)