youmademebelieveindreams:

sherolcks:

dating me would involve:

  • bed all day
  • netflix
  • pizza
  • coffee
  • sexy time
  • kissing
  • tv shows

Babe

(Source: fanafo, via whispermeasoftlullaby)

lord-kitschener:

"what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???"

oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotext product could have cured cancer??

oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????

(via lets-hook-up)

causedarlingitwasgood:

how is this even a real show

(Source: michaelsocha, via lets-hook-up)

Breathe. It’s only a bad day, not a bad life.

Johnny Depp (via enemaroberts)

(Source: aerosteonunsoyu, via whispermeasoftlullaby)

4gifs:

The cat ate my homework

4gifs:

The cat ate my homework

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via whispermeasoftlullaby)

georgiajourney:

Me and @lex331 met 5 years ago it’s out friendiversary lmao 😂 #picture #throwback

georgiajourney:

Me and @lex331 met 5 years ago it’s out friendiversary lmao 😂 #picture #throwback

thefrogman:

[video]

completely-ridiculous:

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblogging this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

I saw this the day after my birthday and it was horribly disappointing

(via wearytraveler13)

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

(via whispermeasoftlullaby)

You are not designed for everyone to like you.

(via deionpage)

This should be our least concern but somehow it became our greatest.

(via lisarcharles)

(Source: hedonistpoet, via theimpalaslovechild)

(via conserved)

betteroffdeader:

There are three kinds of people.

(via whatdreamsf0rgetwhiskeyremembers)

People get mad when you treat them how they treat you.